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Fine, I'll Look

You asked for it. No, you didn't. But here it is.

The Method Behind the Madness (There Isn't One)

Born from the digital primordial ooze, 'Subtarded' is less a brand and more a shared delusion. We saw the void, and the void stared back, demanding t-shirts. So here we are, peddling pixelated pain and cotton-spun cope. You've seen the merch. Now you know a little too much about us. Sorry.

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