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Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.

Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.

 Rock gear for the gloriously subtarded—because normal is overrated 

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Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.

Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.Welcome to Subtarded—where the merch is as unhinged as you are.

 Rock gear for the gloriously subtarded—because normal is overrated 

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At subtarded.com, we’re here to slap the wildest merch—t-shirts, mugs, pure chaos—onto the chests and hands of the gloriously unhinged. We’re dunking on the normies, the suits, and the self-righteous with gear that’s loud, dumb, and proud. Subtarded’s the vibe—deal with it. 

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