The Lowdown

You found us. Or maybe the algorithm did. Either way, welcome to Subtarded.com. 

Let's be clear: this isn't for your grandma. Unless your grandma spends her days doomscrolling, shitposting, and arguing with strangers about which obscure internet frog is superior. If that's your grandma, tell her we said hi.

We make gear for the terminally online. The meme connoisseurs. The digital natives who speak fluent irony and can spot an NPC from a mile away. If you still think "based" is just a type of guitar, this probably isn't your scene.

Our designs are a nod to the chaos, the absurdity, and the beautifully degenerate corners of the web. If you get it, you get it. If you're offended, well, consider it a feature, not a bug.

Expect limited drops. High-quality shit. No apologies.

This is Subtarded. Dress accordingly.

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